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A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours. Anonymous

Conscious is when you are aware of something, and conscience is when you wish you weren’t. Anonymous

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Anonymous

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Mark Twain

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein